Hahahahahaha! OMG! I have this obsession with dreadful chat-up lines. I guess I just can't imagine those ever working on anyone. Well, unless they wanted them, to, that is. ;D Hee! I have a dozen more I'd have loved to use (especially the one about 9 3/4 being more than a platform number at King's Cross), but I had to stick to the 5 times format. Glad you liked them. ♥