Harry's mind went blank. They'd been through every possible infraction he'd actually been guilty of at Hogwarts, some that he hadn't, a few he'd never thought of at the time but might have committed given the inspiration and half a chance, and several more that were just plain impossible.
"Does it really matter?" he asked and Severus smirked.
This made me laugh rather quite loudly. The actual comment itself works on so many levels: part cheeky, part acknowledging the absurdity of the situation, tiny bit acknolwedgment that it's not like Severus ever needed a valid reason to punish him. :P Not that he's complaining about it now. ;)
This, too, is absolutely brilliant and hilarious:
Severus was a demon whenever Man U won. Severus had once, after a few too many pints, told Harry about his father following Leeds when he was a boy, and they'd never spoken about it since.
I can't overstate how tickled I was by that. (Even though I'm a Chelsea supporter. :P)
But yeah, those lines stuck out but the story as a whole is just so... fun. Cute, definitely sexy, funny obviously, and I felt a surprising sense of.. domesticity, I suppose. It's not dwelt upon, it just feels natural that they've been together, watched footy matches on the couch, settled in amidst their muggle neighbours.. lovely.