Ahahahahahahahaha! *draws breath* Bwahahahahahahahaha! That was delightful! Just the smile-inducing fic I needed for the day I'm having. *giggles* The puns were perfect, Severus' dry inner voice (even when he was waxing poetic about his love for Harry) was fabulously done, and you slipped in Lumione! That alone makes me suspect I know who you are, mystery author. ;) Nice job!