Everything about this was wonderfully done (Pansy and "Clive", the interaction between Pansy and Harry, the interaction between Harry and Draco, the gossip paper, Harry's not wanting to face that he's gay, I could go on and on....). But your Severus takes the cake--I love his snarky humor, his more mellow adult approach to life after war and Harry, and his sneaky strategy throughout. Just a story that is pure fun to read. Thank you for sharing!