OH. MY. GOD!!! *snogs* How much do I LOVE YOU for having Petunia and Dudley in this?! *tackles* When Severus first greets her I nearly died of happiness. Well, or schadenfreude. ROFL!
OK from the top--no idea why but I loved Harry and his head cold, poor sod. The shock at seeing Snape's patronus and how flirty the stag and doe were (another thing I LOVE!!), the mobile phone, DUDLEY saving the day--yess! Harry having to wear Dudley's clothes, Snape sleeping on the 'put-you-up' and OMG teasing Petunia relentlessly. I can just see Snape transformed into a twelve year old boy when she's around.
Oh and the plot! SO LIKE PETUNIA TO FUCK IT ALL UP! Thank goodness for clever House-elves. She would not have been happy had something happened to her grandbaby. Even if she *IS* a witch! :D
Right, the realization that all the guys Harry is attracted too look like Snape and the yummy, delicious, LOUD sex. W00t! So so hot. Mmm, rimming. *flails*
This is so EXACTLY the perfect fic for me. I'm thrilled. Thank you! ♥ I'm off to start again at the beginning (just as soon as I SQUEE on my journal that is).