Okay, so this had me giggling the whole way through. Wonderfully-- Nay, masterfully done! I love it.
(And obviously need to go read more Poe. xD)
Harry's notes on the essay? SLAYED ME. Thomas and Arbor Vitae were slang terms for penis in Victorian times. Guess that means Voldemort really was a dick. would've probably made me fall off my chair, had I been sitting on it. :D
..I can't stop giggling randomly. I think this is a good sign. xD