*giggles* The snake tattoo was a hilarious creature, especially considering whose secrets he was spilling. This was my favourite:
*Sssexy!* the mysterious voice leered. *I wonder, Potter, if you top or bottom. I’m not picky. Not picky at all. Sweet Merlin your arse is scorching hot!*
*giggles more* I loved their reactions when they finally realized who the culprit was:
“Severus, you know that voice I’ve been hearing?” Snape looked from Harry to the snake in shock. Harry nodded, “Your snake has been flirting with me,” he chuckled weakly.