Gabriel looked contrite. "Yes, sorry about that. Nasty business, death by snake. Still," he said brightly, "there are worse ways to go."
Ahahahahahaha!
"Oh, I'm sorry, Potter," Severus simpered, placing his hands on the armrests either side of the brat and bending down until they were face to face. "How terribly thoughtless of me to expire.
Perfect -- so very Severus.
Poor Sirius at the end, coming to watch over Harry just as Harry is about to continue his vigorous sexing up of one Severus Snape. :D