I didn't find a printer, but I did start reading the story during a break, only to realize that yes! I had indeed read it. Specifically, I'd read it in a hotel room in Milwaukee last Tuesday night instead of working on the presentation I needed to make on Wednesday. Thank you for that by the way: I was going stir-crazy. *hugs and a grin*
This story is so lovely. Lily is a totally calculating, manipulative, creative little brat of the first order and I love, love, love her! She reminds me completely of my godson, who plays the adults around him like a violin concerto. OMG, the rainbow-colored quill had me in stitches!
But I think my favorite scene was when Harry got to the restaurant and there was Snape, vulnerable and trusting and waiting for him. That scene just blew me away with its emotional undertones (including Harry's unseen and obviously immediate capitulation to having sex with Snape).
When I posted prompts, I actually had small pangs, because they were things that I would have loved to write myself. But I could never have done half the justice to this prompt that you've done. This is the story as it was meant to be written. Thank you so much!