I'll take it that Harry did follow the book (the Kama Sutra of course!)and didn't need the firewisky to get his man up the altar, just a couple of blowjobs with chocolate!*LOL* Never thought Snape to be that easily convinced to take sides (A Malfoy blowjob? Dumbledore's chocolates? what kind of reasons are that to take the dark mark or be a spy?) The drunken Elvis' singing and Harry transfigured into a Barbie hooker cracked me up! XD I wish i could be there just to see that! : )