*applauds Mystery writer* Classic Snarry at its best.
Harry's repeated insistence that he was now the Man who... but no one quite seemed to catch on made me laugh out in several places. Well, no one seemed to catch on but Severus and his little smirk reserved just for Harry.
The appearances of the other canon characters was wonderful, especially jealous Hermione as it's usually Ron that is the possessive one. I loved Neville strutting his stuff in leather, sexy!Charlie! and wannabe suave!Draco at the auction. However it is clearly Harry and Severus that steal the show with their bickering like an old married couple.
Aunt Viola was a spry treat in an OC, and I adored that she knew all along about the charade. If you ever decide to revisit this story verse, I would definitely love to see her again.
Thank you, Mystery writer, for a wonderful and delightful treat to read!