I love the way Harry sets things up, and I adore the fact that Snape used his own money to buy Harry. Oh, and the conditions! *giggles her ass off* Perfect.
"I've spent the last bloody year telling her about you—carefully altering pronouns of course—and it is you she is going to meet!" How very interesting…. *grins*
The motion sent his tights rubbing together in places he would rather not ever rub together again. ROTFLMAO!!
"So promise me, young man, that you'll make him happy." Perfect! Just brilliant!
What he did instead was lean in slightly, just enough that Harry could reach him better, before turning his face to rub Harry's hand along his cheek. Lovely. *gives a happy purr*
That was bloody brilliant. No idea who you are, but if you're someone I'm not watching, I will be after the reveals.