Secret Snarry Swap: FIC: Pipe Dreams Title: Pipe Dreams Author:NestingHedwig_aka_LinW Pairings: HP/SS Rating: Teen Word count: 12,886 Content/Warning(s): AU, Pre-Slash, Language, Grey Harry, OOC Characters, Dumbledore bashing, bashing of selected Weasleys Prompter/Prompt: No. 9 from SerenaEW: Harry never expected to meet Snape of all people, in muggle (choose your place) of all places, during his self-imposed exile, on Christmas Eve no less. Summary: Just before closing time on Christmas Eve, Harry Potter stopped to pick up an order from the village plumbing supply shop. The last person he ever expected to meet in one of the aisles was Severus Snape. A/N: Written for Secret Snarry Swap 2022. All characters depicted herein in adult situations may safely be assumed to be over eighteen. As will probably be readily apparent, I know next to nothing about plumbing. I always hire professionals because they know what they are doing, and I do not. Disclaimer: The story is based on characters created and owned by J.K. Rowling, various publishers including, but not limited to Scholastic Books and Warner Bros. No copyright or trademark infringement is intended; no monetary gain will be made from this story.