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Title: Foolish Wand-Waving
Author:
Other pairings/threesome: none
Rating: NC-17 / Explicit
Word count: 19,454 words
Content/Warning(s): Harry is 25. Getting together, banter, pwp, innuendo, crack fic, masturbation, oral sex, anal sex, AU - Muggle, bad puns, exhibitionism, object penetration, OnlyFans, online porn, porn stars, voyeurism, book quotes, film quotes, tropes, humour, lubricants, improper use of a Golden Snitch.
Prompter/Prompt: No. 5 from MelindaGhost: Harry Potter has an only fans. Severus only knowing it's a platform where you can post videos and people pay you, makes an educational one for potions. He is quite shocked when in a bout of curiosity he subscribes to Harry and hears his own voice in the background of... rather different content.
Summary: Harry Potter has an OnlyFans. Severus, only knowing it's a platform where you can post videos and people pay you, makes an educational one for 'Potions'. He is quite shocked when, in a bout of curiosity, he subscribes to Harry - and hears his own voice in the background of... rather different content.
A/N: Happy Swap to the person who left this prompt! I adored the fun of it, and I hope I utilised your prompt and likes to their full potential... This fic is Muggle AU, but much promise of 'magic' later lol! Apologies in advance for the naughty use of wizarding HP book / film puns (see how many you can spot!) And keep an eye out for the naughty Snitch...
Thank you to H, as always.
To the Mods: I just had to join in for the last Swap to say a HUGE thank you for all your hard work on this Fest, over the years. The contribution you all make, and have made, to the Snarry Ship is momentous, and so greatly appreciated. You're all amazing!
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