Secret Snarry Swap: FIC: No Romantic Nonsense Title: No Romantic Nonsense Author:silvereye5 Other pairings/threesome: Harry Potter/Severus Snape, Harry/OMC Word Count: ~28,000 Rating: E/NC-17 Disclaimer: I do not own these characters. Content: Sex, Language Prompter/Prompt: No. 1 from accioslash: Harry and Severus have been sharing dinners, drinks, and conversation for the past ten years and Harry decides now would be a good time to propose a “friends with benefits” arrangement with an option toward something more permanent if things go well. Summary: Harry and relationships don’t mix. Maybe, if he cut all of that romantic nonsense out of the equation, he could make it work. And maybe Severus Snape is just the man to help him test out the ‘friends with benefits’ waters.