spfestmod (spfestmod) wrote in snape_potter, @ 2018-04-25 11:35:00 |
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Entry tags: | fic, rating: pg-13, snarry-a-thon18 |
Snarry-a-Thon18: FIC: Harry Potter and His Incredible Performing Jarvey
Title: Harry Potter and His Incredible Performing Jarvey
Author: drwritermom
Other pairings/threesome: Ginny Weasley/Draco Malfoy, Arthur Weasley/Molly Weasley, OM Jarvey/OF Jarvey
Rating: Teen and above
Word count: ~3600
Content/Warning(s): Sexual innuendo, crude humor, mpreg
Prompt: When Ginny decides she's not interested in "the great Harry Potter" after all, Harry is left stunned and confused, after all everyone thought they were perfect together. In an attempt to move on, Harry decides to start a new career and becomes a breeder of crups/kneazles/whatever else because he enjoys how the animals love their owners unconditionally. This leads to him becoming more active in the crup/kneazle show ring, where he discovers his main competitor is none other than Severus Snape.
Summary: When Harry Potter’s seemingly idyllic relationship with the fiery Ginevra Weasley ends in public humiliation, Severus Snape sends another feisty Ginger to mend his broken heart. Lots of bonking occurs, of the heterosexual, slash, and Jarvey varieties. Enjoy!
A/N: I doubt J. K. Rowling ever envisioned this parody when she penned her book series. I only tease out of love, and because I need an outlet for my socially inappropriate humor. No money has changed hands here. And I solemnly swear no substances were abused to create this work. Honest!
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