elmyraemilie (elmyraemilie) wrote in snape_potter, @ 2014-07-09 20:30:00 |
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Entry tags: | summer challenge14 |
Summer Challenge 14: We Wish You A Sexy Solstice (NC-17, poetry)
Title: We Wish You A Sexy Solstice
Author: elmyraemilie
Other pairings/threesome: None
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 190
Theme chosen: Solstice
Warning(s): Limerick X 6; crude, in any number of the definitions of the word.
Summary: There once was a poet named Em'lie, whose verse was uniformly mediocre but who kept trying anyhow...
A/N: Unbetaed.
"It's the Solstice, my love," said dear Snape.
"As wizards, we must now escape
The confines of the town
And dance the fire 'round,
And thereby our futures reshape."
"Look here, Snape, I'm no innocent lamb.
I see how you're aiming this plan.
You'll get me stripped bare
And lay with me there,
And then you'll have made me your man."
"Oh, Harry," smirked Snape, "you're too quick."
You've seen right through my transparent trick."
Said Harry, "That's swell,
But you are hot as hell.
I could do with some lovely hard prick."
"Ye gods," mumbled Snape, at sunrise,
"I really don't think this was wise.
You've blown me and bent me
You've quite overspent me.
I can barely e'en focus my eyes."
Quoth Harry, "You're welcome, old thing.
I think you'd best put on this ring."
"You prepared," said his man.
"Yes, I too can plan,"
Harry grinned. "Now you'd best be accepting!"
So then Snape put the ring on his hand,
And together, they found life was grand.
Though they never discussed it,
(When your luck's good, you trust it!)
Each one thought it went just as he'd planned!