spfestmod (spfestmod) wrote in snape_potter, @ 2013-09-19 12:55:00 |
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Entry tags: | fic, first time for everything, rating: nc-17 |
First Time for Everything Fest: FIC: If There Be Monsters
Title: If There Be Monsters
Author: writcraft
Rating: NC-17
Other pairing(s): Brief non-explicit mention of Severus/OMC
Word count: ~6,200 words
Content/Warning(s): (highlight for spoilers) *Spanking, suggestions of ageplay/infantilism*
Summary: Harry can’t possibly tell anyone that he sometimes still sleeps in a cupboard under the stairs, but somehow Snape seems to know just what Harry needs.
A/N: Thank you to the mods for their patience and for hosting this fest. Thank you to A for the beta read.
Potter’s Search for Wizard to Take up the Aisle
The Daily Prophet can exclusively reveal that Harry Potter shared more than just an inclination for fighting Dark wizards with his former mentor, Albus Dumbledore. The status of Potter’s love life has been a closely guarded secret since the war - a brief flirtation with tomboyish Quidditch player Ginevra Weasley being his only publicised romance to date.
We can now disclose that Potter has been hiding his true sexuality, and reveal a secret which is expected to break the hearts of young witches all over the country. The Daily Prophet was surprised to discover that Potter, found purchasing pornography from a shop in Muggle London, has tastes that seem to lean towards the more masculine partner. Potter’s homosexuality has not come as a surprise to everyone, however. When asked about Potter’s interest in men, a former classmate, who asked not to be named, exhibited little surprise.
“Of course Potter’s gay. Nobody spends that long in the showers unless they’re sizing up the competition. Although, frankly, if he wants to attract someone of any gender he might want to rethink his clothes. He dresses with all the sartorial elegance of a colour-blind kneazle.”
We can’t help but wonder why Harry Potter, hero of the Wizarding world, has found it necessary to resort to solitary fantasies and top-shelf magazines. The Prophet hopes that by our revealing where Potter’s interests lie, he may eventually find what he desires. I’m doing him a favour, really.Rita Skeeter
Potter
I understand from that dreadful rag the Prophet that you enjoy magazines. I thought perhaps you might like to try a book for a change.
If I am mistaken, feel free never to contact me to tell me as much.
Severus Snape.