Oh, that was fun! I love the set up of poor exhausted Harry just hoping for a hot meal and it turning into a call to a phone sex hotline. LOL The phone tree was hilarious though I think we all wouldn't mind Severus talking to us like that. *vbg* Love how sure Harry is that he's right and when he rips the phone from the wall! What a fabulous visual. Love the delicious sex and Harry's realization as to why Severus used the phone. Well done.