Omitting the Middle Men Title: Omitting the Middle Men Author:veridari Pairing: Harry Potter/Severus Snape Rating: PG Word Count: 460 Warnings: none Summary: All is not what it seems. A/N: Some comments were exchanged, and suddenly a challenge is issued by suitesamba to me. She wrote a small ficlet full of nonsense potential Snarry and redheads and dared me to "fix it" by writing for it. ME? Writing? I tried to get others to do it for me, to no avail, (one even said, "She wrote multiple Weasley orgasm...you can't fix that"). But for the one who turned me down and said, "You can do it" (you know who you are, TR) I took a deep breath, faced my fear, and penned the response to "The Middle Men" which you can find here. This will make more sense if you read that first, although it will no doubt horrify you. Don't worry...I've set things to rights with my installment. I don't promise that it's written well. It's unbeta'd, which seems fitting. *goes back to the drawing board now and swears to never do this again because it was so damn painful and wonders how on earth you writers do it with such ease*