I LOVE IT!!!!! After I made that prompt, I was all 'how could anyone manage to squeeze all of that into under 3k', and you did it!! And in such a terrific way - more than anything, I love (love, LOVE) all the laughter here - everyone being a bit silly and slightly ridiculous (except when they're not; that image of Snape looking down on Harry - yow), DRACO (I love his little observations that Harry's not so bad, not really), and even Ron and Hermione enjoying themselves at Harry's expense. This is just delightful and, seriously, just the thing to put a smile on my face when I'm otherwise prone to be a bit maudlin. Wonderful work - thank you so much! :D