Remus stared in horror as two women jumped from a green 'Mini', and waylaid Severus in the front garden. Harold Plotter had sent them. They showed him a tiny 'telly' with film of Severus on different days and in various places. Severus had listened civilly while they harangued him about his 'uniform-like' black wardrobe. Until they wanted him to strip to his pants and look into a mirror. A wand wave later, they were fuchsia iguanas.
Aurors were called to deal with the pair when Severus refused to change them back. Remus started planning a two-week holiday, for everyone's sake.