Title: The Hogwarts Reversed Shakespeare Extravaganza, V Challenge: The Fat Friar Word Count: 100
Severus blinked. “I thought you played Friar Laurence in 1695, and then again in 1852. What?”
“Very true, and I thoroughly enjoyed it,” said the Friar. “Alas, neither effort met with much success. In particular, the Victorian performance went very poorly indeed.”
He sighed, his cheerful expression becoming solemn. “During rehearsals the flagon with the poison was on a table, but on the night of the actual performance it was nowhere to be found.”
“In other words - “
The Friar nodded sadly. “So much for the ghostly friar being a - “