Title: The Hogwarts Reversed Shakespeare Extravaganza, II Challenge: The Fat Friar Word Count: 100
“Good morning, Professor!” The Friar threw his arms wide, a huge grin on his face. “What a splendid day it is!”
“Indeed.” Severus set his pen aside and folded his hands on his blotter. “To what do I owe the honor?”
“Why, the play's the thing!” cried the Friar. He drifted past Rikerman, still grinning. “Since you'll be playing Friar Laurence, we'll need to confer about the - “
“I'm what?”
“That's why I'm here, actually,” said Rikerman, brushing through the Friar with unseemly haste. “Friar Laurence is an herbalist so we thought you'd be perfect!”