Title: A Suitable Commemoration, II Challenge: Chocolate Frogs Word Count: 100
Dear Sir or Madam:
I am in receipt of your proposed text for my Chocolate Frog card. I have read and reviewed it, and enclose my proposed changes. These are minor, although I have advised my solicitors that the lines about my “unrequited pining” for Lily Evans Potter are not acceptable in any way, shape, or form. I trust these will be replaced with something more tasteful, and accurate.
I do have one question: where is the artwork? I seem to recall that several photographs of me, none particularly flattering, were published during the climax of the late unpleasantness....</i>