Title: Pretty Boy Word Count: 100 Rating: PG-13 Challenge: #218 Severus in Wonderland Pairing: Severus/Remus
Warning: Unbeta’d Authors Notes: Snape in 80’s British Pretty Woman Style
He’d left the party, taking a friend’s car. He was baffled by the gearshift and hopelessly lost. Rent boys lined this street; he stopped in front of one with wavy brown hair wearing brown leather mini-shorts, and a t-shirt.
“What do you want, baby?”
“I just need directions.”
“That’ll be five quid.”
“You can’t charge for directions!”
“I can do anything I want, baby. I ain’t lost.”
The golden-eyed man had a point. Severus waved a twenty-pound note.
The man grabbed it. “For twenty I’ll show you personally.”
Severus started off without headlamps, wondering if the other man should drive.