Severus Makes Do
Title: Severus Makes Do Author: dulcinea77///gracilejenn on LJ Word Count: 100 Rating: G Challenge:#193 Non-Magical AU Characters: Severus Snape Warning: Inspired by infomercials! And last time I forgot to cross post.
Severus pulls into his driveway, pushing a button to raise his garage door. As he enters his house, he claps his hands. Light! After taking off his jacket, he presses buttons on a wall mounted keypad. Soft music fills the room. Tonight - Carmen McRae. Picking up the telephone, he speaks quickly to the voice on the other end. Within minutes his bourbon chicken will be delivered. Logging into his computer, he sets up tomorrows' lesson plan, answers a few emails, and deletes several offers to enlarge his penis 'just like magic!'.