Title: Calendar Boys, II Challenge: question Word Count: 100
"They want us to do what?"
"You heard me the first time." Severus cast himself into his favorite wingchair. "The Creeveys want to shoot a nude charity calendar of the Hogwarts faculty."
Remus scrubbed at his hair. "And Minerva said yes? This isn't a joke?"
"Yes, and no." Severus snorted. "She's planning to pose on the Cleansweep she rode the year she captained the Gryffindor team."
"Who else - "
"The Flitwicks think it's a lovely idea. Pomona will conveniently be out of town. Hagrid - "