Title: Hot for Teacher, XV Challenge: Snape and the letter P Word Count: 100 Warning: underage crush on an adult, reference to an orgy
"Let me get this straight," said Lupin. "The portrait of a Headmaster who died in the 14th century watched you have - relations - with - "
"Don’t be a prude, Lupin," Snape said. "I slept with two lesbians so they could have a family. It was easier, cheaper, and certainly more enjoyable than giving them a sperm sample and an oversized syringe."
Lupin blinked. "Enjoyable?"
"Sex usually is, or so I've learned." Snape could not resist smirking. "If your experience has been otherwise - "
"My sex life is not at issue," snapped the werewolf.