Title: The Halloween Feast, IV Challenge: Halloween Word Count: 100 Note: this answers the question of how and why Snape allowed Fluffy to get close enough to chomp him.
"I knew this would happen." Argus Filch solemnly shook his head as he poured antiseptic into a bowl. "Lift your robes, boy. Here, this won't - "
"Don't lie. Of course it will hurt." Snape bared his teeth at the heated burn. "If you knew, why didn't you tell Hagrid? He was convinced that thing of his was safe unless directly threatened!"
"I told him that a thousand times, didn't I? He said his Fluffy - "
"Dear God, that name!"
" - would only attack a wizard since Muggles'd piss themselves and run." Filch chuckled. "Maybe it keeps its dung for itself."