Title: Snape and the Staff Room, III Challenge: staff room Word Count: 100 Note: this is a series of vignettes of Snape and the staff room over the years.
"I've been asked to show you the staff room." Snape's back was starting to spasm from the stress of being near the creature that had tried to murder him so long ago. "Please note that we offer tea, coffee, and snacks, not raw meat and offal."
"It's a good thing I eat neither, isn't it?" The faint, irritating smile never left Lupin's face. "What a wonderful view of the quidditch pitch!"
"We offer a selection of Wizarding and Muggle newspapers and magazines." Snape gestured at the pile on the coffee table. "They are not a toilet."