Prompt: Die Hard
Word Count: 100
The next film involved something called “Muppets,” which appeared to be vaguely animal-shaped puppets made from synthetic plush and fur. The Muggle Studies professor did not admit it, but Minerva suspected that half the reason he chose that particular film was because it was a gentle children’s fantasy with no explosions, cursing, or actors that looked like any member of the Hogwarts faculty.
Which was just as well, since Severus had almost an entire weekend in his quarters with Septima recovering from having his OWLS class quoting Die Hard at him. “It’s perfectly harmless,” Minerva assured him. “Perfectly.”