Prompt: Despicable Me
Word Count: 100
Minerva’s eyes widened. Filius dropped his spoon in his porridge with an audible *splat*. “Severus. I had no idea. The children – “
“Were children, which means they had no problem cutting down their teachers at every opportunity.” Severus settled into his favorite seat and took a sip of tea. “Spare me the shock, Filius. I got used to insults years ago.”
“But – “
“Far more interesting was how many of our young charges were busily taking notes about improving the Minions.” Severus paused until after an elf had brought him a scone. “Especially the Ravenclaws. Best have a care, Filius.”