Challenge: Dark Arts Defense League
Word Count: 100
“A club.” Severus stopped walking. “Which one would that be, Gilderoy? White's? The Vicissitude? The Drones, perhaps?”
“The Drones? Oh no, this is far more exclusive!” Lockhart burbled, and what sort of adult male could honestly be said to “burble”? “The Dark Arts Defense League, of course!”
“The Dark Arts Defense League.” Severus waited until the urge to quote a Muggle humorist about club membership had passed. “A group of - “
“Amateurs devoted to defending our community against Dark Magic!” Lockhart exclaimed.
“I was about to say 'gormless dilettantes' but defer to your wisdom.”