Challenge: Death Eaters
Word Count: 100
Article from the Daily Prophet, undated:
DEATH EATER DISCO PARTY ENDS IN DISASTER!
Malfoy Magna, Wilts – A reunion for Slytherin Old Boys devolved into a brawl that severely damaged a Grade II listed peacock hatchery and a three hundred year old pleasaunce originally landscaped by Procyon “Versatility” Black.
“This wasn't supposed to happen,” said property owner Lucius Malfoy. “I had no idea Rookwood was mixing controlled substances for Muggles, let alone selling them at 1970's-themed dance halls....”
“Now do you understand why I didn't attend?” Severus nudged the Prophet in Minerva's direction.
“Most definitely,” said Minerva.