Challenge: Monster Book of Monsters
Word Count: 100
Roc Post delivery to Wizarding Deluxe Editions, Ltd., of a large metal box and a large envelope. The box snarls, moves, and occasionally makes tiny meeping noises.
To the fulfillment department of Wizarding Idiot Editions, Ltd:
Attached please find the deranged collection of linen rag, pasteboards, ink, animal bits, and charms it pleases you to call a “textbook.” It took me nearly an hour to extract it from the walls, jam it into an appropriate carrier, and make it stay there. If you send it back I will return it in person.
I trust my meaning is clear.
S. Snape