Challenge: Fantastic Beasts & Where To Find Them
Word Count: 100
Dear Annoyingly Persistent Publishers of Overpriced Books:
I am more than aware of the “enhancements” your claim are spelled into your editions. As much as I would like to believe your descriptions are accurate, I have no desire to belong to a “book club” where I would receive an equally overpriced volume each month for an indefinite period. I also read the fine print on your “certificate of acceptance,” which makes it clear that even if I find your books inadequate, I will still be required to purchase them for at least one calendar year.
So, again: no.
S. Snape