Challenge: Fantastic Beasts & Where To Find Them
Word Count: 100
Dear Solicitor of Money from Credulous Dunderheads:
I already own a copy of Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. I consult it on a regular basis in connection with my work at Hogwarts, and on the day when my copy finally expires of old age and overuse, I shall purchase a new copy in an edition sturdy enough to stand up to use, abuse, and the effluvia from lacewing flies, plimpies, and jarveys that can (and do) curse in multiple languages.
I trust I make myself clear.
S. Snape
Deputy Headmaster
Slytherin House
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry