Challenge: Book of Spells
Word Count: 100
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS RUN AMOK! HOGWARTS HEAD CAVES TO LOONY LEFT!
“It was good enough for us, it's good enough for my kids!” cry angry parents. “Bring back our Goshawk!”
“But – but we were told to do this!” Filius poked at the newspaper as if it might explode. “Why are people so upset? The textbooks were out of date.”
“Rita Skeeter,” said Minerva, dodging a Howler. “She decided that this would sell newspapers, and it seems she's correct.”
“Lovely,” said Severus. “What now?”
“I've no idea,” said Minerva, as a Howler from Porthmadog exploded overhead.