Challenge: Zombie Trail
Word Count: 100
“We have two available tour packages,” said Madam Pathfinder. She was a sensibly dressed woman with a sensible expression and a very practical hairstyle, minimal makeup, and sturdy lace-up boots. Severus wondered if she was related to Minerva. “The Traditional Self-Guided Zombie Tour, or the Undead-a-Rama Deluxe.”
“'Undead-a-Rama'?” Severus furrowed his brow as she handed him two pamphlets. “That sounds distressingly American.”
“Good catch,” said Madame Pathfinder, smoothing her plain khaki skirt. “This tour was developed by an American but I assure it, it's quite terrifying. Inclusive, too. One fee pays for the portkey, accommodations, and all meals.”