Challenge: mythbusting: Snape's mother
Word Count: 100
“Where did this come from?” Irma Pince shook a copy of M. Melchizedek Mintweed's latest waste of wood pulp at Severus.
“The mind of a madman.” Severus took a step forward, reflexively relying on his height to intimidate her into silence. “I did not cooperate nor approve - “
“Did you protest? Did you contact your solicitor?” Irma surged upwards, finger stabbing at Severus' chin. “This is outrageous!”
“He accused me of being Potter's father.” Severus dodged. “We objected, in public. His sales went up!”
“A letter to the editor is not sufficient,” she snarled.