Challenge: mythbusting: vampires
Word Count: 100
“I'm diurnal. I have a reflection. I don't live in a nest.” Severus ticked off the vampiric characteristics that he manifestly did not exhibit. “I don't drink blood, I enjoy Italian food - “
“You're pale, live in a dungeon, and wear black,” Filius pointed out. “And didn't you sparkle a few weeks ago?”
“Sparkle? I do not - “ Severus stopped. A third-year Ravenclaw had been caught spiking the jam with Jeweltone Juice, but not before Severus and this year's Defense teacher had used it on their morning toast. “Oh God. Not that.”
“Unforunately, that.”