Challenge: new job
Word Count: 100
It wasn't until the fourth (or fifth) story about Prudentia Ridiculous Maiden Name Frump that Severus realized there had been a second sheet of paper in the Frump mailer. He unfolded it, snorted, and flipped it to his colleagues.
“Note her suggested careers. Chicken farmer, Muggle liaison - “
“To Muggle chickens, I suppose?” said Pomona with a distinct giggle.
“ - Wireless presenter- “
“You do have a fine speaking voice,” murmured Filius.
“ - pantomime dame - “
Both professors hooted.
“ - and automobile mechanic.” Severus smirked. “I believe I'll stay where I am.”