Challenge: Lorcan and Lysander Scamander
Word Count: 100
“This was to have been expected,” observed Minerva, sipping her tea. “Scamanders and animals, Lovegoods and oddities – be grateful the family agreed to pay for your robes to be cleaned, Severus, and move on.”
Severus scowled. “Then you don't mind the parrots? Or the tuco-tuco? Rumor has it that they've installed a plimpy tank in their room - “
“Not true,” interjected Filius. “It's a fwooper cage.”
“ - or the skunk, which is not housebroken - “
“The dung is most useful,” said Pomona, and Severus repressed the urge to hex her on the spot.