Challenge: Dolores Umbridge
Word Count: 100
“Professor Snape. If I might have a moment?”
Severus slowly looked up from his cauldron. “Yes, Professor Umbridge?”
“Hem, hem.” Umbridge, in a knitted suit the color of well aged Pepto Bismol, clicked neatly into his office. “So gloomy! You really should consider brighter colors and less intimidating décor - “
“Ah, but I did, Professor.” Severus gestured at the new curtains, which began to writhe and purr. “Custom-made black and white toile showing the Great Cat Massacre - “
“What?”
“ - took a while to arrive, but the results are most inspiring. Don't you agree?”