Challenge: Dolores Umbridge
Word Count: 100
Defense teachers had come and gone, some competent (Lupin, who was a perfectly decent teacher and human being except for his unfortunate habit of turning into a slavering monster once a month), some not (Lockhart, who cared more about keeping his hair glossy and perfect than whether his charges knew what they were doing). All had decorated their quarters and classroom to suit their own tastes, and until the day Albus finally hired him, Severus held that it was none of his business.
That changed the day that Dolores Umbridge arrived, several cases of mewing crockery floating in her wake.