Snape 100

ellid @ 07:36 am: Title: Special Delivery, VI
Challenge: Snape's biography
Word Count: 100


Dear Severus -

After a conversation with the Pomeranian bitch, I believe I know who sent you the dogs and cats, and why.

Floo me.

Remus Lupin


Lupin -

You talk with dogs?

S. Snape


It's one of the few benefits of being a wolf once a month.

Regardless, Floo me. This is important.

Remus


Right now I'm busy feeding the bloody canines before they eat the bloody felines since they start yowling when the elves go near them my "pets." You'll have to come here.

S. Snape


Very well. I'll bring the press release about your "autobiography."


My WHAT?