Challenge: Wikipedia (Manuel Ferrara)
Word Count: 100
"You need to speak to him," said Severus.
Poppy closed her eyes and sent a silent prayer up to Asclepius for strength. "Now what, Severus? To be honest, I think you're taking your duties too - "
Severus thrust a battered magazine in her direction. "This slipped out of his rucksack. You tell me what it means!"
She opened the magazine and gasped at the pictures. "Potter is - is - "
"Not interested in girls, despite what Miss Vane may think," snapped Severus. "Why else would he own a magazine featuring male adult film stars?"
He had a point.