Snape 100

ellid @ 06:51 am: Title: By the Green Hills of Lebennin
Challenges: Mary Sue snape100, zombie invasion lupin100
Pairing: SnapeEstel/Lupin
Warning: implied mpreg, utter crack, crossover with a legendary author who would beat me senseless with the OED if he knew about this
Note: this is a sequel to Half-Elf Prince. Please forgive me.


Ithilien was beautiful, and thank God there were no zombies. Remus quickly got used to the quiet woods and the gracious, dignified Elves who were nothing like Dobby.

One day Severus - Estel - came to him and spoke of love. Remus was more than happy to listen until Estel held out a vial.

"You must drink this, melyanna. Without it there can be no children."

"Children? We're both male."

Estel's laugh was the silvery tinkle of water over stone. "One sip of this potion and you will be as fertile as a mallorn tree in full bud!"

Remus fainted.