Title: Brooms are Better, IV Prompt: Fast & Furious Word Count: 100 \
“It could be worse,” Severus said later. “The broom race could have led them through a dragon reserve. Or a Muggle football match. Or – “
“A Formula One automobile race?”
“ – up around the Hebrides during a snow – wait. What did you say?” Severus set down his anti-algae tincture. “I don’t understand.”
Septima took his free hand. “You will, darling. You – “
“DEAR GOD THIS IS A CATASTROPHE!” Minerva’s cry echoed through Gryffindor Tower. “Brooms at an automobile race! Television footage! They’ll need a dozen Time Turners to stop this before it happens!”